“who’s your daddy??? *spits in mirror*”
“"i guess im just old fashion like that" shut the fuck up u slut”
“sometimes ppl think im a girl and they open the door for me”
“if it makes you sad then smash it w a hammer”
“if anyone wants to join me in the friend zone, you should probably bring more beer”
“i’ll be nice, i swear”

outside sessions

“i don’t mean to be cheesy but you look grate”
““Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.”
Charlie Kaufman”
““Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life’s cruelest irony.”
Douglas Coupland”
“you know my name but not me”
“im a peach but i can still kick your ass”